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1954, into an average family.
Attended grade and high school and managed to graduate without distinction. Voted most likely to stay average.

1974, to Mary Mediocre.
John Averageman, Jr. and Mary Mediocre Averageman.
42 years of undistinguished service to the Mediocre Products Co. John held several unimportant positions and managed to turn out mediocre products which brought him an average livelihood.
John Averageman never took a chance. He managed to develop practically none of his talents or abilities. He never became involved with anything or with anyone. His favorite book was “Non-Involvement”. – The Story of Playing it Safe.
Lived, 65 years without Goals, Plans, Desires, Confidence, or Determination.
John’s remains will rest undisturbed by the visits of friends in the Ordinary Man’s Cemetery.